The government is shut down because the president insists that we, the citizens of the United States, have to pay for the wall he promised us Mexico would pay for.
enter into a passionate friendship with another woman
a really, really passionate friendship
the mcelroy wife shows like
sawbones: listen to justin be an gleeful idiot while his perfect impeccable radiant doctor wife sydnee tells you about all the ways people convinced each other to do stupid things in the hopes we would escape death
shmanners: listen to travis be a gleeful doofus while his amazing pristine bubbly organized wife teresa tells you how to be a human and not an asshole, and the history of this in practice
wonderful: listen to griffin be a gleeful dorkus supreme while his smart soft lovely literature lady wife rachel talks about things that she likes :)
Listen to these boys be very very in love while their wives say real smart things
^This one gets it!

Victorian 9ct gold temperance charm with a pop up bone devil
my little friend who whispers in my ear when i cannot make a decision